Joke: Some Jokes From My Friend

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...


E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create the Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
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When do you know u r in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
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Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
Because It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why the Hell Should I recognise?
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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the difference between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Whatz the difference between Pongal and idly?

think...

think...

think...

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess
Guess
Guess
Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding.....

Because they say each affectionately that :

"DARLING NOW U R DeAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes?
On mango trees? NO.
At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....

Fir kaha?


ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"