Joke: John And Peter

During times of Jesus Christ, Romans used to cross people if they were against them. A guy called John was dying on the cross. His relatives and friends were gathered around, crying. His little brother Peter looked up and noticed that John was calling him, "Peter, come hither!"

Immediately Peter rushed over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to return to the other relatives when he heard John calling again, "Peter, come hither!"

So, again Peter tries to climb the cross to get to his brother, when the roman soldier draws his sword and chops Peter's arm off. Peter is getting a little pissed and wants to go back to his buddies, but again John summoned. The roman guard couldn't believe that Peter was trying yet again to climb to the cross, and chops off another arm. Peter was now covered in blood and demented from the blow to the head and wanted to call it a day. But John hoarsly croaked, "Peter, please, come to me!"

By now, the roman guard was tired of chopping limbs, so he let Peter be. The brother struggled to climb the cross (without arms mind you) and after a long while he finally arrived at his brother's side. Hurting, suffering, bleeding, Peter looks into his brother's eyes and asks, "yes, my brother. What is it?" John smiled lovingly and looked off into the distance as a weak smile plays across his face, "Look Peter, I can see our home from here!"