Joke: A Programmer's Love Letter

(By a Programmer... )

Sweetheart ,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and
realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve
been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger
for me now.

My life is an un compiled program without you, which never produces an
executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as
well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to
thousands of mainframes processing power.

When you looked at me last Sunday, I felt like all my program modules are
running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced
before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked
together, I will provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human
being to live an error free life.

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as
I have strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my
connect script will fail.
And its all but certain that if
this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your
inbox. Error free...

Best Regards,
Software Programmer
Today This company
Tomorrow Other Company
But always want your company!