Joke: Married Life

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
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Men want THREE qualities in their wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
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Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache & one day I'll kill u.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you would have ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Question: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.