Girl came from school and started asking, "Mom, how did the human race came on earth?"
The religious mother explained, "God made stupid Adam and beautiful Eve, they loved each other, Grandma Eve produced beautiful children which became human race on earth."
Dad came from office and Girl rushed to him and asked, "Dad, do you know how the human race came on earth?"
Dad explained, "Then there were only Monkeys on the earth and they evolved into human race which we are today."
Girl ran back to Mom and complained, "Mom, dad says we came from monkeys on earth not from grandma Eve."
The mom explained, "I told you where I came from i.e. grandma Eve, and Dad told you where he came from i.e. monkeys. Now I don't know why I married that monkey."
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