Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope
Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard
Q: How a pig with three eyes look like?
A: piiig
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elepha
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano
Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
Q: A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the customer and walks out. What happened?
A: The customer had hiccups
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea.(No-eye deer)
Q: If a fellow met a fellow in a field of flowers...........
How many "f's" in that?
A: None.
There are no "F's" in the word: That.
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