Sunday, 5 June 2011

Joke: Funny Alphabets

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?

A: B. (bee)




Q: What letter is a part of the head?

A: I. (eye)




Q: What letter is a drink?

A: T. (tea)




Q: What letter is a body of water?

A: C. (sea)




Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?

A: The letter " I "




Q: What letter is a vegetable?

A: P. (pea)




Q: What letter is an exclamation?

A: O. (oh!)




Q: What letter is a European bird?

A: J. (Jay)




Q: What letter is looking for causes ?

A: Y. (why)




Q: What four letters frighten a thief?

A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)




Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

A: The letter "m".




Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?

A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.




Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?

A: It can make "her" "hear.




Q: Which is the loudest vowel?

A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise




Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?

A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".




Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".




Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?

A: Alphabet = (26 letters)




Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?

A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".




Q: What is the end of everything?

A: The letter "g".







The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."

Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

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