A friend asked to an antartian "Why you jumped into river when you don't know swimming?"
Antartian said "I saw duck drowned only half and thought that river was less deep"
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"Hey, why are you observing that ice cube from half an hour?"
"Water is leaking. I am trying to find out where is the hole"
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An antartian went for an interview in railways
Interviewer asked "What will you do to avoid train accidents?"
Antartian "Will construct speed breakers on tracks"
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An antartian lied on railway track.
Friend of his said "Get up. You me die if train passes over you"
Antartian said "Haha. Nothing happened to me when a flight passes over me. What train can do?"
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Antartian participated in a running race
"1 2 3 Start"
Everyone started running except him.
He said "My number is 4"
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A guy asked an antartian what is the difference between Senior and Junior.
Antartian said "Seniors are those who lives near to sea (Sea + Near) and Juniors are those who lives near to zoo (Zoo + Near)
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Doctor told an antartian "Do exercises regularly"
Antartian said "I play Cricket, Volleyball and tennis everyday"
Doctor asked "Wow, Where do you play?"
Antartian said "In my mobile"
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A friend asked antartian "Can you pls lend me 10 Rs? will pay you back tomorrow"
Antartian said "You said you will give me right?
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An antartian was travelling in a plane. He took headphones from pilot.
Pilot said "What the hell?"
Antartian said "Concentrate on riding plane first. Can listen to music later"
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"I kept mosquito coil in my room and slept in other room. haha"
Antartian said "I saw duck drowned only half and thought that river was less deep"
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"Hey, why are you observing that ice cube from half an hour?"
"Water is leaking. I am trying to find out where is the hole"
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An antartian went for an interview in railways
Interviewer asked "What will you do to avoid train accidents?"
Antartian "Will construct speed breakers on tracks"
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An antartian lied on railway track.
Friend of his said "Get up. You me die if train passes over you"
Antartian said "Haha. Nothing happened to me when a flight passes over me. What train can do?"
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Antartian participated in a running race
"1 2 3 Start"
Everyone started running except him.
He said "My number is 4"
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A guy asked an antartian what is the difference between Senior and Junior.
Antartian said "Seniors are those who lives near to sea (Sea + Near) and Juniors are those who lives near to zoo (Zoo + Near)
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Doctor told an antartian "Do exercises regularly"
Antartian said "I play Cricket, Volleyball and tennis everyday"
Doctor asked "Wow, Where do you play?"
Antartian said "In my mobile"
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A friend asked antartian "Can you pls lend me 10 Rs? will pay you back tomorrow"
Antartian said "I don't have no. Will give you tomorrow"
Friend asked "Where you will get money by tomorrow?"Antartian said "You said you will give me right?
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An antartian was travelling in a plane. He took headphones from pilot.
Pilot said "What the hell?"
Antartian said "Concentrate on riding plane first. Can listen to music later"
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An antartian told his friend "You know? i fooled mosquitoes yesterday"
"How?""I kept mosquito coil in my room and slept in other room. haha"
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