Friday 8 July 2011

Joke: Very Nice Story (Telugu)

I never thought that nenu kooda lifelo BUSY ayipotaanu ani….

Flashbacklo ayithe whenever I call someone to meet them, vallu no this week am kevvus and kekas busy ani reply isthe….how is it possible? Busy enti? Ani thinke vanni. But now practicalgaa seeyina taruvaatha understood what busy means…
Pavan kalyan jalsa cinemalo kashtmaa…kastham ante ento telusaa ani interval mundu cheppinattu Busy is not just a four letter word which contains the letters B…U…S…Y…ani cleargaa artham ayipoyyindi…
· Rojantha work chesi evening intiki return ayina taruvaatha kandipappu not brought ani intlo vallu tittatam,
· Week motham evarainaa call chesthe weekend kalustaa anatam and weekend vachesariki relatives.com intloki vaalatam and andulo unna kidsni Nehru zoo, salarjung musuemki round roundaa tippatam laantivi,
· Workni tvaraga finish chesukoni evening friendni meet avutaam anukoni vehicle start chesi life style fly over meeda petrol ayipothe aa trafficlo vehicleni pushing and pulling chesukoni povatam,
· Poni cinemaki velli relax avutaam anukoni advance ticket book chesukoni velthe interval lo vehicle keys lose chesukovatam,
· Ivanni vaddule, temple ki velli peace of mindtho koncham sepu dhyanam.com chesukuntaam ani velthe cheppulu pogottukovatam
Ilaanti etc etcs tho last month motham busy.com…

Elaa…Elaaa…Elaaaa ee boredom nunchi escape avvali ani thinkutoo went and stood in front of the mirror…

Appudu, my aatmagaaru came in red tshirt and carbon black jeans and spokified like this: “See…nuvvu nee face.com, inkaa status SINGLE…tea angadiki velthe SINGLE Tea antaavu…Zoo ki kids tho velthe 3 half tickets and SINGLE full ticket antaavu, vehiclelo SINGLE veltaavu, Tennislo kooda SINGLES match choostavu, nuvvu nee SINGLE life.com” ani tittified me and again doorified into the mirror.

So, ilaanti timelo I thought ee edupulu and badhalu marchipovataaniki, cheppukovataaniki oka pilla dorikithe better ani…

Sare, Sri chaitanya or Narayana College bus stoplo wait chese age kaadu manadi, Inka villa marie and st francis ante police jeeplo freegaa nearest police stationki vellataaniki PASS istaaru. So, adi kooda ruled out. Sare inti daggara neighbours ante vallani choosthe being SINGLE is better anipisthundi confidentgaa…

Inka Airlo lookukuntoo “Elaa…Elaa..Elaaa…ee SINGLE tag pogottukoni COMMITTED tag ki raavaali…duvvina talane duvvali…ponds powder poosukoni tiragaali…annamlo round roundgaa velu tippali…godalu gokaali and credit cards geekaali…” ani teevramgaa thinkaanu…appudu vachindi naaku oka solution…





www.orkut.com




Sare inka anukunna ventane I sat on my computer and opened IE 7 and typed www.orkut.com. Ventane net disc ani vachindi. Chi nuvvu nee SINGLE tag ani aatma malli anindi…

Sarle, lemme go to the nearest reliance web world ani thinki akkadiki vellanu…opened orkut and started going through the communities.

Koddimandi Pics kooda pettaru. Egurukuntoo vallaki scrap pedataamani velthe Lock pettukunnaru.. you cant scrap them unless they are added in your friends list ani vachindi.
Sankar DADA zindabaad lo “ aakalesthe annam pedataa, alisosthe oil pedataa” song tone and stylelo andaru “ add chesthe reject chestaa, scrap chesthe delete chestaa” annaru.

Inthenaa Rakesh nee life…Single gaane undi potaava ani aatma.com malli adigified.

Let me teach this aatma a lesson. Naalo nidra potunna romantic fellowni tatti leputaam bayatiki ani determinationtho backgroundlo jalsa song “ chalo re chalo re chal” song pettukoni orkutlo jana jeevana sravanthi unna communitieslo dooraanu.

Appudu akkada oka girl with a display picture of aishwarya rai pettukoni undi…Friends list ki velthe only 4 members unnaru…Orkutki fresher ani decide chesaa.

Sare, Veelaithe oka 4 scraps, kudrithe gtalklo chat anukuntoo scrap chesaa…

Devudaa…I got a reply back…jintaaku jita jita jintaaku tha….ani gentulu vesukuntoo scrapped back to her…by the way forget to tell her name…her name is Madhuri….
From that time onwards, M for madhuri tappa naaku emi teleedu…“What is your fav color and whats ur fav sweet” laantivi adigindi…
Madhuri emi adigina great anipinchidi…ilaanti questions adugutoo undi ante orkutke kaadu internetke new ani decide chesaanu…
So talks alaa start ayindi..neeku blue color ante isthama..naaku kooda blue color ante istham…neeku aishwarya rai isthamaa…naaku kooda …choosaava mana tastes anni kalisipoyyindi…laanti same old routine dialogs tho rechipoyyanu…
Spencers world ki vellanu…Ponds Powder techukunnanu…every one hourki apply cheyyatam begin chesaanu…tv choodatam start chesaanu…axe ad choosaanu…Nijame anukoni oka 2-3 axe deos techukunnanu…then duvvina talane duvvukovatam and regulargaa barber shop ki vellatam laantivi chesaanu…family pack laanti stomachni 6 pack or 8 pack kosamki ready chesukuntaam ani decide ayipoyyanu…
Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…
Madhuri Kosam…

Evening I started to finish my work early and ventane intiki raavatam find her online and speakify with her…edo kotha world, different world ...special feeling…tellataaniki words.com is not enough…naalo nene navvu kovatam laantivi chese vaani…
Ilaa madhuritho talking chestoo unte one day she told me she had some fight with her sister swetha.
Nenu: “ Enduku…Emaindi…Why Godava.org?”
Madhuri: “ em cheyyanu neeku telusu kadaa naa fav cartoon tom and jerry vastoo unte my sis came and changed the channel..chaala hurt ayyanu…”
Nenu: “oh my…that’s very bad…repati nunchi tom and jerry raagane remoteni hide.com cheseyi”
After speaking with her for an hour I logged off and then ventane chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to music world in banjara hills…
After reaching that place, I purchased all the tom and jerry series of DVDs…
Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…
Madhuri Kosam…
Madhuri kosam chesina purchaselo edo teleeni satisfaction…
Then, as usual reachified home and logged into my gtalk…my gosh madhuri onlinelo undi…
Sare, “Hello” ani kottanu and she replied me back…
As always, madhuriki nenu anthe entha isthamo ani thinkutoo chat cheyyatam begin chesaanu…
Madhuri: “ Ee roju aa ravigaadu naa pen kottesaadu…”
Nenu [manasulo] : how lucky ee ravigaadu…naa madhurini daily choostunnadu ani thinkutoo outside ki
Nenu: “ Ponile …Neeku Manchi Pen nenu testaale…dont worry“
Ani anukuntoo ventane chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to Walden in somajiguda and purchased all the best available pens in the store.
Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…
Madhuri Kosam…
Sare, ilaa madhuri tho chat chestoo oka month ayipoyyindi…
One find day, I thought enough of chatting its high time I meet madhuri…
Nenu: “madhuri, why don’t we meet each other? It’s been long time since we know each other”
Madhuri: “ Avunaa…Sare tomorrow is my birthday kadaa…so, do one thing, tomorrow evening come to my home at flat no: 214, sri nagar colony in the evening, cake cutting kooda chestaanu”
Nenu: “sureshot…I will definitely come”
Ilaa cheppi madhuri ki emi gift istaam ani thinkukuntoo chalore chalore chal, chalore chalore chal to Hyderabad central and oka watch and perfume konaanu…
Idanta evari kosam… evari kosam… evari kosam…
Madhuri Kosam…
Taruvaatha, naaku maatram sale lo flat 20% offerlo oka formal wear konukkoni vachaanu madhuri intlo first time koncham impression kodataamani…
Next day, scene cut chesthe saloon shoplo facial chesukoni, shaving chesukoni, hari cutting chesukoni ready ayyi on the way ameerpetlo oka bouquet konukkoni vellanu…
Address find cheyyataaniki pedda hard work cheyyaledu…after finding akkada comb teesi duvvified and went inside. Vellagaane, I rang the bell…Oka china papa vachi talupu teesindi “chi…chi…bujji…kanna…ani oka dairy milk ichaa”
After going inside, I made myself comfortable there and saw there were many kids around and birthday cake anta vachi undi…
Cant control myself and am waiting eagerly for madhuri…
Inthalo previous door teesina papa vachi “ uncle…mee perenti?”
Nenu: “ Rakesh ani cheppandi…Madhuri valla friendni”
Then aa papa went inside and brought one 30+ aged lady and told her:
“Amma…nenu cheppanu kadaa…daily nenu oka uncletho maatlaadutaanu…aayane naakosam tom and jerry dvds konnadu and pens and pencils kooda konnadu anesi…aayane ee uncle amma…”
30+ aged lady: “ O sir.. meerenaa..maa ammayi tho chat chesedi…memu office ki velli vache sariki chaala late ayipothundi…deenikemo daani age grouplo friends leru..andaru 6th class and 7th class chaduvutunnaru…3rd class and 4th class chadive vaalu leru…andukey net pettinchaanu intlo so that she can make some friends online…lekapothe mammalni champesedi…thanks for entertaining her…”

Nenu Cake side choosanu…Happy birthday madhuri from mom and dad ani undi and 8 ane number candle undi…
Inka leche sakthi ledu, shocklo unnanu…speechless ayipoyyanu…mind block ayyindi…edupu vachindi…ee timelo
Madhuri: “ Uncle..randi uncle …cake cut cheyyali…time ayipothundi and where are my gifts? Techaara tom and jerry and my pens and pencils…inkoti meeku blue color anthe istham ani candle blue color techaanu”
Edo alaa undi akkada happy birthday song singesi finally started returning home…appudu anipinchindi happygaa SINGLE gaa undakundaa ee MINGLE concept enduku anesi…
Moral of the Story: “Before you start chatting with someone to commit, make sure her age is not 8 and also she is not a school going kid and also make sure she doesnt like blue color which you like as well”

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