Walking down the street one day, a man heard a voice yell, 'stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed. he stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in his path.
A minute later or two, he was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed 'halt! Don’t cross the street now'. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn't even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the man asked out loud, "who are you?"
'I am your guardian angel' replied the voice. 'And I imagine you have some questions for me"
'You bet I do', the man said. 'Where were you on my wedding day?'
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