A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
"I'm your son's second grade teacher."
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