Joke: Terrorist

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman,
the man intervenes and kicks the dog.
A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be 'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here. I am from US".
Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A
DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen. I'm a Pakistani
national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read ....
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG