Joke: Tension

What is Tension?

A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.

Doctor says `Congrats. You are going to become a father.'

THAT'S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

You say – `But that baby is not mine.'
Girl says – `he is only the father of my baby.'


YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.

Police comes and DNA test is done. Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.

EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.

Anyhow you thank God and return home. Then you think, "Athome I have 2 kids. Whose are those?"

THIS IS REAL TENSION