Joke: Rearrange Words

PRESBYTERIAN: 
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER 


ASTRONOMER: 
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER 


DESPERATION:   When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT 



THE EYES: 
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE 

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE 

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

DORMITORY: 
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME 


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY 

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: 
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT 

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: 
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S 



A DECIMAL POINT: 
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE 



THE EARTHQUAKES: 
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: 
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE 



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: 
WOMAN HITLER