Joke: M.P

Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Offi : Tell Me Properly
Candi : Mohan Pal Sir
Offi : Your Father's Name ?
Candi : M P. Sir
Offi : What Does That Mean ?
Candi : Manmohan Pal Sir
Offi : Your Native Place
Candi : M P. Sir
Offi : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candi : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Offi : What Is Your Qualification?
Candi : M P. Sir
Offi : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candi : Metric Pass
Offi : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candi : M P. Sir
Offi : And What Does That Mean ?
Candi : Money Problem Sir
Offi : Describe Your Personality
Candi : M P. Sir
Offi : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candi : Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance....?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture...