Joke: Hus and Wife

A boy asks his father "Had u ever went to ezypt?
father says "No dear"
kid asks "Then where u got this Mummy?"
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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books
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Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but
paying the bill does!
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
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A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure,
is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. U r my headache, one day I’ll kill u.
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