A priest and a nun were returning from the church convention when their car broke down. They had it towed to the local garage and faced the fact that they'd have to spend the night in a motel. There was only 1 motel in town and it only had 1 room available. So they had a problem.
'Sister ,' said the priest, 'I dont think the lord would mind, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this 1 room. I'll sleep on the couch and you take the bed,'
'I think that would be ok,' said the nun.
They prepared 4 bed and each one took their agreed place. 10 minutes later the sister said, 'Father, I'm terribly cold,'
'Ok,' said the priest, 'I'll get up n get you a blanket from the closet,'
10 minutes later the nun said, 'Father I'm still terribly cold,'
'OK sister,' said the priest, ' I'll get up n get you another blanket,'
10 minutes later , the nun said,'Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night,'
' You're probably right,' said the priest , 'Get up and get your own damn blanket,'
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